Jackisms

Jack has been saying some pretty interesting things lately. Here are some of the highlights that will make you smile:

1. Mom: "What did you do at school today?"
    Jack: "Some pretty cool stuff. You wouldn't understand."

2. (In the bathroom) "Dad, guess what the toilet told my penis? Hey, you sank my battleship!"

3. "Mom, seriously?!?"

4. (On his way out the door)
    Mom: "Jack, where are you going?"
    Jack: "I'm gonna change the world with my Thneed!" (Dr. Seuss)

5. Jack: "I played with a girl named Sociana at school today."
    Granddaddy: "Oh yeah, is she hot?"
    Jack: "Yeah, her hair gets all sweaty when she's at recess."